Because I am a Catholic Dork

I find this hilarious:

"I'm reminded of...one popular joke that was making the rounds in the days of Pius XII was that Our Lord had been spotted appearing to the sovereign pontiff. The question is then asked, 'what was Christ wearing?' White tie and black tails, of course! What else do you wear to meet the pope?!"

Rich.

I tip my hat with much aplomb to the fine bunch at the Shrine of the Holy Whapping.